This is from a brief period when I tried my hand at writing 100 word stories. None of my attempts went well, but it was fun to dabble. Here’s an attempt that has a bit of dark humor. 


    Clip of a Complaint Call That May Have Been Recorded

Yes, my first name is Randy. That’s R as in rape, A as in anal, N as in necrophilia, D as in destruction, and Y as in yodeling. Did you get all that? Good. Yes, I am calling to complain about your products, the knives you sell. I already told the previous person I talked to about this. Your knives are supposed to be durable. I think that’s what the box said. They are not. They completely failed me in a rare predicament I was in a few days ago. What? I can’t go into details. Just know they failed.